Tuesday, July 29, 2008

RetroVision Media Is Now Closed for Summer Vacation, C-YA September 3rd

We are officially closed for summer vacation. But before we leave, we'd like to thank you, our loyal audience for your continued support with our promise to do our very best to inform and entertain when we return on September 3rd 08.


Lee has packed his gear bag with his new Wilson tennis racket, a fifty pack of wilson T-4 balls, chips and salsa, Patron Tequila, Mr. & Mrs. T's Margarita Mix, the Zune along with Kerwin Swint's new book "Dark Genius". With shades and sunscreen, the Cool Guy is good to go!

But we are told however that his laptop is always within reach should something crazy break on the campaign trail.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Obama Return From His Tour De Force Trip With McCain's Jail House Bitch Like Response


It would have been nice to end our last podcast and posting for the summer on a high note, but as fate would have it we are compelled to report the facts as we see them. Barack Obama’s triumphant return the to States after his tour de force trip overseas was met with mild criticisms from the press for maintaining limited press access and hard hitting below the belt gibes for his failure to visit the wounded troops while in Germany being leveled at him from John McCain.

Like a jail house bitch, McCain continue his rant this weekend challenging Barack Obama’s patriotism by overstating his objections to Obama not making the troop visit a priority while in Germany . We’re not sure if it was more disgusting or pathetic to watch a man who has billed himself as a straight talker, a maverick and former war hero to engage in the deceptive tactic of creating and inflating an issue to rain on a better man’s parade.

What should have been left to underlings and campaign flunkies, John McCain himself appeared with George Stephanopoulos this Sunday, hammering Barack Obama not only for his lack of concern for the troops, but also his inability to understand how to wage war, win war and anything related to foreign policy. John McCain vainly went on to harangue Obama for doing exactly what he goaded him into the first place; go abroad and prove you can compete on the world stage.

Taking the McCain challenge and winning on every score card, John McCain was left scratching his thinning hair trying to figure out how to survive the overwhelming attention and adoration Obama received. It is becoming abundantly clear that Barack Obama is the upgrade America has been waiting for a long time. The system America has been laboring under has more than outlived it’s usefulness and is indeed in need of a complete overhaul.

This trip Barack Obama took furthered the case for change and that change genie that has been hidden from the American public is now in plain view for all to witness. Some may say that John McCain is a safer choice as he is like an old comfortable shoe; always there, broken in and molded neatly to every bump, lump and disfigurement a pair of tired old feet. But we think as does the rest of the world , this country needs to breakdown and buy a new pair of shoes

We are in desperate need of America’s 10.0 version of domestic politics and foreign policy. We need the next generation of energy, effort , sharp minds and imagination to compete effectively with the challenges that face us. But that can’t happen with a president that needs the internet explained to them. We stick fervently to the old adage; you can’t teach new tricks to old dogs. In our opinion John McCain has only one trick left to perform and that is to just role over.

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We have reached that time of the year when we shut our doors until after Labor Day to retool, recuperate, remodel and recharge ourselves. We shall return anew with a fresh new look, full of new features and media offerings that should please our loyal audience; well, that’s what our intentions are but of course, you’ll be the judge. C-YA in September

Lee

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 12

The end is here and we are all doomed to a life of cheese cutting to satisfy the foul odor sniffers from evil planets far beyond our galaxy. Not! Thanks to Captain Cody and his antidote Gas-X. Enjoy this thrilling climatic conclusion and pass the gas.

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 11

We are near the end of Captain Cody's fight to save this unworthy universe from intergalactic scumbags intent on ruling foolish earthlings in their own domain. Oh please Captain Cody save our dumb asses before we're all forces to wear Brett Favre cheese hats. Enjoy the video and as always share it with a friend

Friday, July 25, 2008

RetroVision Media Covers Barack Obama As He Rocks The World

The contrast could not be starker between the images of Barack Obama and John McCain this week as we move on to Paris from Berlin Germany, chronicling the young Senator’s history making trip abroad. Drawing an estimated two hundred thousand adoring Germans to hear the best America has produced in many years speak, was a sight to behold.

Watching the throngs of Germans cheering Obama’s emotional appeal to strengthen the ties between us all and tear down the walls that separate us struck a nerve, a sentiment, and a resurgence of pride in the American spirit that this writer has been deprived of for quite some time. Seeing the American flag being proudly waved on foreign soil and not being burned and dragged in the streets with our nation’s leader being hung in effigy was also a tremendous change for the better.

Witnessing a surprisingly diverse audience of races and cultures presumably filled with the curious as much as the hopeful, we could sense a feeling of goodwill welling up for an America that had let them down over the last eight years. With precise language and his usual par excellence delivery, Barack Obama touched their hearts and minds in a way that will begin the healing between our country and their Union. We found it amazing to see how one speech could go so far to repair the damage done to our western alliances.

Perhaps it was Obama’s race considering the track record of America’s race relations that Europe is marveling over. Perhaps it was Obama’s background that wowed the crowds. Perhaps it was as simple as Obama being the fresh new approach the world has been waiting for that captured their imaginations. While we can’t say for sure what his appeal is and why it is so broad and wide, we can say with a high degree of certainty that John McCain could not have come close to what Barack Obama achieved on this trip this week.

Conversely John McCain and his campaign spent the week bitching about Obama being arrogant to act like the president before the votes are cast, stirring up controversy for not getting equal press coverage and Barack Obama’s refusal to admit “the surge” resulted in positive conditions on the ground in Iraq. In reality, John McCain is just plain boring. Even his handlers must be secretly cringing when Senator McCain tries to speak. But in John McCain’s defense, he is hardly being served well by his campaign management as they had his visuals in the back of a supermarket cutting cheese and bad jokes while Barack Obama is seen conversing with the world’s multitudes.

Alas, even granting McCain the consideration of his campaign management team being second tier in quality, that fact of the matter remains that Senator McCain is so dated, he couldn’t draw two hundred thousand flies if he was smothered in sh*t on a hot summer’s day in Arizona. The thought of John McCain, the personification of an antique rising to Obama’s European vacation occasion is both laughable and sad at the same time.

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 10

The end is near, but not for the universe as Captain Cody averts another catastrophic ending in this episode of Radar Men from the Moon. Enjoy the fun filled retro serial and stay tuned for the big finish is episodes 11 and 12.

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 9

Retro entertainment at its best continues with another cliffhanging episode of Radar Men From the Moon... Captain Cody finds himself up a creek again without a paddle, ass in a sling and ready to kick the bucket... but wait it ain't over until the lady with the fat butt sings. Enjoy and pass it on

Thursday, July 24, 2008

RetroVision Media Gives Barack Obama's World Get To Know Me Tour A Rave Review


Well the early assessments of Barack Obama’s “World Get to Know Me Tour” are in and he and his campaign production company are receiving nothing but rave reviews. Before leaving Israel for the European leg of the trip, he made a predawn visit to the Wailing Wall placing a note to the big Guy in the crevices for good luck. By all accounts he left the Israelis with a favorable impression as well the Palestinian leadership.

Israel was clearly the toughest audience Barack Obama was going to face on this whirlwind adventure, but he held to his P’s and Q’s while crossing every T and dotting every I to give the Israelis all the assurances they would need to feel his commitment to their security. Going one step further than John McCain did on his visit to the troubled region, Obama was gracious enough to make a stop in Ramallah to chat with Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas.

While few in their right minds will see these gestures for anything other than what they are; an audition for the next leader of the free world, one can extrapolate that his superior performance of a statesmen will bode well for the challenges Obama will face come inauguration day.

With John McCain left mumbling to a bored and totally uninterested US audience, he spent the week flinging over the top insults and accusation at Barack Obama in a vain attempt to get some airtime. Looking like the perennial shrinking violet or at best the lonesome wall flower, he and his campaign crew held to the only narrative they had left to pursue; “The Surge.” Trying desperately to gain ownership of the minimal gains the so called surge has produced McCain and the lame, tried to paint Obama with failing to acknowledge the successes of the action while still taking advantage of the results.

Even that argument is being effectively beaten down with reporters digging back in their notes to determine exactly when the local Iraqis leaders decided to rebuff the outside insurgent’s efforts to create chaos through continued terror attacks.

Since the timelines of events leading up to the infusion of additional forces will support Barack Obama’s stance that it is difficult to substantiate what precisely precipitated the turnaround in Iraq, there is no reason why he should concede the point to McCain. Politics is the ugliest form of war and when one finds him or herself in such a battle, one concedes nothing but the obvious. And nothing is obvious in political war.

Today Germany with Angela Merkel, tomorrow France with Nicolas Sarkozy and, Saturday the UK with Gordon Brown. It looks like smooth sailing from here on out. Great show so far.

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 8

Holy crash helmet Batman, who the hell is that cool guy with the welding mask on his head? Robin you damn fool; its Captain Cody, saviour of our planet from those bastard Radar Men from the moon coming to earth to steal the cheese off our burgers. You'd be wise to break him off some respect lest there be no more cheese to cut up in here! Enjoy the episode and share it with a friend

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 7

We are back with more Radar Men from the Moon bring bad tidings for us poor defenseless earthlings. But fear not, for Captain Cody will soar to the rescue in his cheap rocket suit and blast their asses with his plastic ray gun. Enjoy the program and pass it on to a friend.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

RetroVision Media Highly Recommends What To Do When You Hate All Your Friends


What To Do When You Hate All Your Friends, can best be described as a runaway comedy of epic laughter proportions. Easily clocking two, maybe three solid side splitting belly busters per minute, Larry Kunofsky’s look at the shallowest side of relationships that weakly links many lonely lives, leaves much room for his audience‘s self introspection.

The story centers around a small click of self aggrandizing social misfits desperately trying to stay included among the “accepted few”. A continuous interchanging group of friends based upon their ranking order within the group, is given points for acceptable behaviors. When interacting within said group to determine one’s level of respect and or continued membership, one is always on guard not to appear lame or loser-like in any way.

With over the top comedic situational circumstances, we see the ridiculous measures the lonely, the left out, the ignored, and yes, as sad as it is to admit, the lame will do to feel and be accepted. We also see what happens when a confirmed anti social is allowed a peak into the world of the temporarily friendly people.

This play is much more than just a lets go out and see something funny type of production, for it is ripe with social commentary that strikes satirically to the heart of how contemporary interpersonal skills and relationships play themselves out in our culture. Poking fun at our human faults and frailties is not new but Mr. Kunofsky’s honest, pull the scab back to see how the healing is not going method/style is most refreshing.

Keeping his viewers laughing at his work while laughing just as much at themselves was no easy task, but Kunofsky’s efforts were so ably supported by excellent stage direction from Jacob Krueger and a cast second to none in comedic timing that it made the experience all the more enhanced.

The production was so flawless in its delivery; each role seemed to be tailored made for each cast member. Without doubt this performance was a testament to their boundless talents and skills. In summery; What To Do When You Hate All Your Friends is off the hook funny and a definite must see!

Here is what your need to know:

The Place

Lion Theatre @ Theatre Row
410 W. 42nd Street
Between 9th and 10th Avenues

Opening
July 24, 2008
Closing
August 9, 2008
The Shows
Mon, Thu - Sat at 8pm; Sun at 2pm; also Jul 22 at 8pm
The Price
$18
The Number
212-279-4200

The Cast
Todd D’Amour, Carrie Keranen, Josh Lefkowitz, Susan Louise O’Connor, Amy Staats
The Author
Larry Kunofsky
The Director
Jacob Krueger
The Producing Company
Four Chairs Theatre

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retroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 6

More mad Moon Men for Captain Cody to battle in this continuing tale of crazies from the universe plotting to be a pain in the earth's ass. Enjoy the fun and as always share with a friend.

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 5

We got another cool episode of Radar Men From the Moon to continue the cool retro drama for fans of cliffhanger suspense from yesteryear. Enjoy the program and as always share this gem with a friend.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

RetroVision Media Covers Why We Already Lost In Iraq


Since the Obama campaign people are seemingly having difficulty answering the question of whether or not the so called surge has worked, we thought we’d off the following as a possible response. Perhaps the surge was simply cover for what was in the process of happening anyway in Iraq. Perhaps the Iraqis were getting tired of the bombings, the attacks in their own neighborhoods, the surety of continued occupation of American troops as long as the violence persisted. Sure, one could point to the statistics of attacks falling off dramatically with the infusion of more American forces, but that is no proof that cooler heads would have not prevailed had we decided to pull the plug and redeployed elsewhere.

Driven by the narrative of the mainstream media, many have been convinced that John McCain’s wisdom of coming up with a plan to win the war in Iraq with sufficient troops in place is what turned things around. In our opinion, this line of thinking has been allowed to flourish simply because there is no real consistent on the street coverage being obtained and reported by the US mainstream media. They are simply regurgitating the same old verbiage they get from an incestuous process that feeds its self.

Since we get so little independent international news coverage in this country due to budget constraints little can be verified to be able to concretely state that any such action on the US’s part had any particular effect.

When addressing John McCain’s claims of staying until we have total victory in Iraq, we must state the fact that Iraq has already been lost, whether or not anybody wants to admit it. We rationalize our findings as such: When the United States was forced to cave on the SOFA (Status of Forces Agreement) we effectively lost control of the country of Iraq the moment we leave in large numbers. That agreement was the only thing that would have kept bases open, control of the Iraqi airspace, and access to their oil fields by western oil companies. Additionally, that agreement would have provided US troops and contractors immunity from prosecutions of war crimes from the occupation. With the United States contemplating or being forced to exit without these protections, it hard to believe the United States won anything considering how much blood and treasure has been invested in the madness.

Want more?, No problem; Since the Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is a Shiite, leading a Shiite majority and has been very friendly with their Shiite neighbors in Iran (our stated enemy) and they too want to see the US leave the region as well, we’d like to know how that smacks of victory even if every Al Qaeda element was eradicated from Iraq.

The only thing we have accomplished when all is said and done is strengthen the Iran’s hand in their neighborhood, by eliminated their only major threat, while expanding the Iranian’s sphere of influence. The fact of the matter is, without getting access to the oil; being able to establish permanent bases where we wanted to stay within easy striking distance of our foes and diminishing our worldwide reputation in the process, we see nothing to call victory by any stretch of the imagination. That our friend is the brutal truth.

No matter how the mainstream media or the government tries to spin this lunacy, we lost this conflict. Beside, how do you claim victory in a war that should have never been fought. Perhaps a small victory can be viewed if the United States in not saddled with high reparations to pay and can gets off without being charged with war crimes against humanity.

Hell, it is conceivable that this very nation that we have fought so hard to free from a tyrant could prove to be our foe one day in the foreseeable future. Only the next time they will be fighting alongside Iran. Crazy Huh!

And as for John McCain’s so called wisdom concerning this winning surge strategy trumping Barack Obama’s vote against the war, we are reminded of the old adage, smart people find solutions to tough problems, while wise people find ways to avoid them in the first place.

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 4

We keep you on the edge of your seat wondering what is going to happen next with another episode of this super sick retro sh*t. By the way, did we forget to mention how funny this stuff is? Enjoy and share it with a friend. For more kick ass alternative media, join us @ RetroVisionMedia.Com/OurBlog

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 3

The madness continues with another episode of the crazy radar men from the moon. This is classic retro video that you'd have to really search for to enjoy and share. More have like this daily at RetroVision Media. We also do kick ass news and serious commentary in our daily podcast of Issues Under Fire. Just Google us for details

Monday, July 21, 2008

RetroVision Media Covers Bush Administration Game of Following Barack Obama's Lead

With Barack Obama creating somewhat of a desert storm of his own, he placed the Bush administration squarely back on their heels this week by forcing them to play follow the leader. Showing clear presidential skills and a world leadership persona, Obama has garnered the attention, respect and confidence of Iraq’s Nuri al-Maliki and Afghanistan’s Hamid Karzai by visiting, listening and examining the concerns of their respective countries.

Since Obama is Continuing to press for a scheduled drawdown of forces in Iraq that coincidently meets the Iraqi government’s aspirations of total sovereignty while keeping his promise to the base of his support, the Bush administration found themselves following suit with a watered down version of Obama’s proposals to save face. Calling their plan a general time horizon for withdrawal of troops, the administration tried to keep from looking like Obama was already running the country.

With the Maliki government calling louder more frequently and with far more confidence for the US troops to start planning their exit strategy the administration was caught off guard and trapped into backpedaling on their Iraq is ours forever policy, to mirror the Obama and the Democrats call for a change of the military’s venue of operation.

Clearly, the Obama trip has caused problems for not only the administration, but John McCain as well, as he and his camp spent the weekend bitterly criticizing Barack Obama for the minutiae of outlining his war strategy prior to making the trip to these troubled regions. John McCain looked for the most part, far smaller than even his actual diminutive stature, as he tried to fend off the obvious successful impact Obama was making on the world stage.

Let’s face it, photo opportunities of Obama having serious conversations heads of troubled states, shooting hoops with our troops, and chatting with the commanders, all the while presenting an image of a bipartisan player with Senator Chuck Hagel in tow, it must have sent shivers up the spine of John McCain.

With visits to Israel where he’ll have another opportunity to strut his diplomatic skills and in Europe where Obama is sure to get the red carpet treatment, it is going to be difficult for the Republicans and McCain to get any positive press coverage of their own.

When adding up all the events of the past few days and coupling the administration’s near about-face Iranian nuke negotiation tactics by at least sending a representative to the Geneva meeting this weekend, it is plain to see who is winning the world’s popularity contest.
Fearing Obama would gain even more of a foothold of the world’s attention and respect and consequently forgoing any further serious dealings with the current administration Secretary Rice started mouthing off again today about more sanctions should Iran continue to ignore the demands of the “international community” (that really means the U.S. AND ANYBODY WE CAN STILL PUSH AROUND).

If one is clever enough to read between the lines of the administration’s latest moves one can easily see how the tide is changing radically to a saner state of affairs for all concerned. We are not saying everything is going to be rosy from now on, but one can certainly see less conflict on the horizon. This administration is showing all the classic signs of lame duck disease and John McCain has been infected by close contact.
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RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 2

Now wouldn't suck big time if we left you hanging? Enjoy chapter two of this retrovision classic as we are running the entire series this week. Enjoy and pass on to a friend. Lee The Cool Guy @ RetroVisionMedia.Com For a blast of political news and comprehensive analysis with a serious twist join us for Issues Under Fire Monday-Friday at our blog.

RetroVision Media Presents Radar Men From the Moon Chapter 1

Great action serial cliffhanger that will leave you begging for more after every episode. Enjoy and pass it along to a friend. More to follow from RetroVision Theater. The is RetroVision Media @ its very best!

Friday, July 18, 2008

RetroVision Media Presents Rain 1932

For residents of the Samoan village of Pago Pago, life is simple until a boat arrives carrying two couples, the Davidsons (who are missionaries), the MacPhails and a prostitute named Sadie Thompson (played brilliantly by Crawford). Davidson (in a remarkable, yet little recognized performance by Walter Huston) is more than just a religious zealot; he's a mad man. When the boat, which was en route to another port, is temporarily stranded on the island due to a possible Cholera outbreak on-board, Sadie spends her time "partying" with the American soldiers stationed on the island. More info on this film @ IMDb

RetroVision Media Presents Rainbows End

Losing a barroom brawl, the unconscious Gibson and Kendall are put on a train heading west where they get jobs on Ware's ranch. There they get involved with Ware's fight against Stark, the man who just happens to be the crooked partner of Gibson's father. Written by Maurice VanAuken {mvanauken@a1access.net} @ idmb

Thursday, July 17, 2008

RetroVision Media Covers Jesse Jackson's Resurrection of The Infamous N word


Fox News may not be out to get Jesse Jackson for his recent crude remarks referencing African Americans using the N word, but we assure our audience we are. Rev. Jesse Jackson caught on audio stating he’d like to cut Barack Obama’s nuts off for talking down to blacks received undue cover from Fox News in order to cover Jackson’s ass. Why they would be so gracious is a mystery to us, save for the fact that this idiot, political opportunist and religious charlatan is good for business. He and his cohort Al Sharpton are the go to guys when ever White America want to know what the latest Black peeves are.

Jackson, now proving without a doubt that he is not only a voice from the past, but one that should have been silenced and or ignored years ago. He has proven that African Americans would have been far better off if they’d had more leadership from those preaching self reliance and personal responsibility and accountability than this quick way to a buck via government handouts.

It is hard to believe that Jesse Jackson and his ilk have been able to milk the nation for all it could get by leveraging blame and guilt while rarely mentioning all the avenues available to African Americans by tapping into an endless reserve of inner strength and ingenuity. Creeps like Rev. Jackson have earned lavish lifestyles by pitting the races against one another while doing little to help anyone other than themselves.

Finally when an African American and his family comes to the fore offering change, truth, and a shinning example of what can be accomplished by anyone of any color of any religion and any background if they only worked hard, is met with scathing hateful envy inspired insults. Jesse’s use of the N word, a word that was supposedly dead and buried by the NAACP reeks of hypocrisy considering it was he leading the charge to remove the historically ugly, hurtful and loathsome word from the nation’s vernacular.

Almost one year ago to the day, the NAACP held a funeral for the infamous racial slur in Detroit Michigan, presided over by the likes of Julian Bond, Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick (an asshole in his own rite) among other prominent Black leadership with media in tow. The coverage was far and wide for the so called historic event as no self respecting news organization wanted to be caught not giving the event its due.

But just as we suspected then and we absolutely believe now, the word is alive and doing quite well today living on the lips and in the hearts of the small minded. What is so sad is that the African American community and culture has allowed it’s self to be lead down this filthy path again by the same old unsavory crew. Oh God, does this mean Barack Obama is going to have to give another of his oratory specials to address this too? Hell, maybe he has to. Click here for the podcast

NAACP Funeral of the N-Word But Jesse Jackson Is Breathing Life Back Into It

Thanks to Rev. Jesse Jackson, The N Word has been resurrected like the Dracula vernacular it is...More to follow in our podcast.

RetroVision Media Presents Seven were Saved

A nurse (Catherine Craig) is taking an amnesia victim, who was imprisoned by the Japanese during WW II, to the United States in a plane piloted by Richard Denning. The passengers include a Japanese colonel (Richard Loo) on his way to Manila to face war-crime charges, and a couple (Ann Doran and Byron Barr (II)) who were married on the day they were liberated from a Japanese prison camp. During the flight, the colonel---Richard Loo NEVER surrendered---breaks away from his guards, causes the plane to go out of control, and it crashes into the sea. The survivors get into a rubber boat and go through a minor-league version of "Lifeboat, with no Alfred Hitchcock sightings, until Air-Sea Rescue pilot Russell Hayden rides to the rescue, just as he did in his Columbia westerns also directed by William Berke. Written by Les Adams {longhorn@abilene.com}

RetroVision Media Presents Port of New York

The film tells the story of a customs and treasury agent out to stop the distribution of opium, that came in on a ship in the Port of New York but was smuggled off by drug dealers. The leader of the drug dealers is the suave Vicola (Brynner).

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

RetroVision Media Covers Obama's Trip Preparations To Israel & Other Mid East Hot Spots


In preparation for his Mid East trip that will include a major stop in Israel, Barack Obama has fortified his team with Dennis Ross, former Clinton and George H. W. Bush foreign policy advisor. With a specialization in peace negotiations with the Israeli and Palestinians, he was credited with coming the closest to reaching an agreement between the warring factions than anyone else has before. While his efforts fell short, it is a clear sign that Obama has his eye on renewing serious talks to settle the region down a bit.

Since Ross has been criticized by many on the Arab street as being too heavily in favor of the Israelis, this selection should go over well with those in the Jewish communities that have expressed reservations about Obama’s commitment to Israel’s security.

With Barack Obama clearly winning the week on the battle of what to do in Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan by outlining the challenges and putting forth a plan to meet them, John McCain was reduced to making snide remarks of Obama’s effort but offering no concrete ideas himself. Well that’s not exactly true, as one could consider following the Bush plan a good idea.

We have argued for months now that the insistence on hanging around in Iraq was foolhardy, reckless and too costly considering we are not wanted or needed according to Iraq’s Prime Minister Maliki. Obama is advocating we pick up the pieces, and redeploy our troops to the Afghanistan/ Pakistan border while seeking assurances from the Pakistanis that we will have unfettered access to any and all areas that are harboring radical element hell bent on undermining and destabilizing both governments.

Apparently the Bush administration is following suit, albeit quietly, as they have authorized for the first time to send a US diplomatic envoy to Geneva for a meeting on Iran’s nuclear program. Even though said representative will not be able to negotiate in any capacity, it is a strong signal that something worthwhile is seeping through the thick calcium deposits of the Bush administration collective skull.

In other news: The feds finally acknowledge that the economy has hit oh sh*t times, as the president tells the nation to just take a deep breath. Click here for the podcast.

RetroVision THheater Presents Nabonga

In an effort to clear the name of his deceased father, young Ray Gorman travels to darkest Africa to try to track down the money embezzled from his father's bank years earlier. After a long trek through the jungle Gorman finds the money in the care of beautiful 'white witch' Doreen, daughter of the now long-dead embezzler. Gorman finds his goal difficult to accomplish as not only does Doreen, guarded by a huge, ferocious gorilla, not want to give up the money, but greedy guide Carl Hurst has followed Gorman's trail, intent on getting the money himself by any means necessary.

RetroVision THheater Presents Mambo

Silvana Mangano (a very lovely & sexy voiced actress) plays a young, poor Venetian woman, Giovanna Masetti. She is struggling with an difficult life as a shop assistant when one day a young count Enrico sees her in the glass shop where she works. She gets invited to the masquerade ball (ah - if they would have parties like this now - oh wow) with the help of her unscrupulous boyfriend Mario's dirty deal with the count - the glorious evening does not turn out well, not at all. One bright moment to this disastrous evening is Giovanna's meeting up with a troupe of MAMBO dancers in particular the troupe leader, Toni Salerno (Shelley Winters).

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Barack Obama at NAACP Annual Conference

For what it's worth, Barack Obama's efforts is hardly worth it...

RetroVision Media Ask Why The Hell Does Barack Obama Want To Be President



We here at RetroVision Media we ask ourselves daily why anyone would want to run for the presidency of these United States. Charged with covering the antics of low life political hacks and operatives, the truly ignorant and the purposefully underhanded alike we have witnessed some of the most loathsome behavior one could imagine.

Barack Obama must have been crazy to take on the odious job of campaigning for the world’s top gig when he had to know from the onset how difficult that would be for a person of color. Perhaps he thought he would have gotten more support from those that have traditionally been on the side of people first politics. We as well as his campaign always knew he’d take a beating from the loonies on the far right, the white sheet clad crews, the blatant racist types etc. But Obama’s trouble is coming less from the obvious creepy cruds than from those that should be considered friendly.

With Hillary Clinton’s blessings many women who have traditionally backed Democrats are hating simply because he beat Hillary fairly and squarely. We can see no conceivably reason why many of them will sit idly by or worse yet vote for an old fart Republican like John McCain just to spite Obama. Throughout the Democratic primaries Hillary Clinton did little else than fostered what could have been an irreversible negative image of Barack Obama among the so called hard working American White women that could cost him dearly in this general election. Aided by former president Clinton’s racist banter and constant digs about Obama’s lack of experience he too gave Republicans more ammunition to block the White House doors to the first Black. All of the above ca be attributed to selfish, me first country second, third, forth or whatever thinking.

If only it ended there maybe the current polling numbers would be more tilted in Obama’s favor than they are, but even perceived strong bastions of support in the African American communities was iffy at best during the early stages for the grueling process. African American leadership was not only slow to pay attention but have done and said many things to intentionally or simply out of stupidity to destroy Obama’s chances to be the first African American to reach this milestone.

From Rev. Jeremiah Wright to Rev. Al Sharpton to Rev. Jesse Jackson to Congressman Charlie Rangel to billionaire Robert Johnson to comedian Bernie Mac, he has had to recover from their idiotic, shortsighted and once again it’s all about me, and not the needs of the nation thinking. Jackson, Sharpton are clearly assholes with unequaled egos have proven to not only be a pain in Obama’s ass but in Jackson’s case, a sharp pain in the nutz as well.

Even the literary liberal snooty snobs of New York’s Upper Westside were coaxed into the snickers of Barack and Michelle Obama being unfairly and misleadingly lampooned by the prestigious New Yorker Magazine. With a weak and implausible explanation from the pansy ass David Remnick that their cartoon was satirical and meant to show how backward the many in this nation are for failing to see the real Obama will do more harm in the long run that any good they want one to believe was intended.

With the racist sock puppets and curious George tee shirts for sale all over the world, and the glee that brings to the government’s ministry of propaganda working out of the Fox News Corp, Barack Obama hardly needs any further assistance from the friendly snipers at New Yorker, the religious left or the ball busting man haters from the thankfully defunct Clinton era. Click here for the podcast.

RetroVision Theater Presents The Phantom of Chinatown

Detective James Lee Wong is on the scene as archeologist Dr. John Benton, recently returned from an expedition in China where a valuable ancient scroll was recovered, is murdered while giving a lecture on the expedition.

RetroVision Theater Presents The Killer Shrews

A disparate group are trapped on a remote island by a hurricane. On the island, a doctor works to make humans twice as small as we already are. This, apparently, will help prevent over population. Unfortunately, his experiments have also created some giant shrews. As the shrews run out of smaller animals to eat, they move in on the people in the house.

Monday, July 14, 2008

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RetroVision Theater Presents The Club Paradise

Unable to bear another night of endless bickering among her family members, factory worker Julie Rogers storms out of her parents' house and takes her friend Helen to the Black Cat nightclub, which is owned by Julie's trumpet-playing sweetheart, Ray Lawson. There, Julie meets Danny Burke, a handsome but mysterious idler and, bored with Ray, immediately falls in love with him. And the trouble begins!

RetroVision Theater Presents The Dancing Pirate

A dancing instructor is kidnapped by pirates, and manages to escape in a charming little Mexican village. Click Here to download

Friday, July 11, 2008

Issues Under Fire: Iran, We Got Somethin' For Ya, Wanna Fight?


Of all the issues we could have picked to end this volatile week with, we chose the impending summer conflict with Iran. Sure, we had request for Super Rev. Jesse “The Jackass” Jackson doing his best hater routine, we had request for Sen. Phil Gramm’s remarks of America’s whining over the economy and suffering from a mental recession. We even had an impressive number wanting some chat over Sen. Obama’s FISA vote. The latest of which will examine thoroughly. We even thought about going with the finger that Karl Rove gave John Conyers and his House Judiciary Committee this week. But alas, the clear winner for the last Issue Under Fire this week has to go to the Iranian, U.S., Israeli grudge match that is brewing.

With the Israelis relishing the thought of sending the Iranians a long range heat seeking love tap, with the blessings and or assistance from the Bush administration and John McCain, (Bush’s its third term in waiting), we think it is really time to pay attention the war drums.

Ahmadinejad the President of Iran may have played right into the hands of the United States and the Israelis as he and his crew brandished there missiles at the region to make at statement.
Like most little guys, looking to look bigger they puff up to their betters when they know they couldn't’t withstand the impact of a military conflict with even a crippled military giant like the U.S.

In our opinion, they would be better off playing the defensive victim card like the Israelis. The Israelis have perfected the walk softly and carry a big stick concept over the decades, garnering worldwide sympathy for their causes and safety, while quietly amassing a stockpile of the latest and most deadly weapons known to man/womankind. The Israelis rarely run around bragging about their kick ass capabilities. The last time they did that was in 06 when they popped off with Hezbollah and got bitch slapped for their efforts. Lessons leaned, they now just lay in wait to pounce on anybody harboring any animosity towards them or posing a treat to their security, real imagined or self- manufactured.

On the other hand, suckers like the Iranians keep mouthing off about how tough they are with military exercises designed to show their foes their best punch before they have to throw it. Jerks!

Giving Secretary of State Rice a chance to recite her mantra of “we will protect our friend (one) in the Middle East”, the Iranians threatened to clog the Strait of Hormuz if they found they had to defend themselves against Israel and the U.S. That stupid move sent oil prices up and added one more reason why we should jack them without much more delay. If the Bush administration is going to bust a cap on the Ahmadinejad crew, it is probably going to be before the end of summer. We just need Iran to engage in another round or two of our missiles are just as deadly as yours and then its on.

RetroVision Theater Presents First Spaceship on Venus

A mysterious magnetic spool found during a construction project is discovered to have originated from Venus. A rocket expedition to Venus is launched to discover the origin of the spool and the race that created it. This movie description is from the IMDb. Click here to download The Movie Store


RetroVision Theater Presents King of the Zombies

During World War 2, a small plane off the south coast of America is low on fuel and blown off course by a storm. Guided by a faint radio signal, they crashland on an island. The passenger, his manservant and the pilot take refuge in a mansion owned by a doctor. The easily-spooked manservant soon becomes convinced the mansion is haunted by zombies and ghosts. Exploring, the 3 find a voodoo ritual in the cellar, where the doctor is trying to acquire war intelligence by transferring personalities into his zombies. But the interruption causes the zombies to turn on their creator. Click here to download The Movie Store


Thursday, July 10, 2008

RetroVision Media Recommends Crave & Somewhere in the Pacific

Two Recommendations from the Potomac Theater Project offerings:

Crave

With rapid fire, overlapping interwoven dialog delivering an intense barrage of life in varying stages of desire and despair, Sarah Kane’s Crave slammed the audience at the Atlantic Stage 2 theatre Saturday evening past. Directed by Cheryl Faraone, four actors seated equidistant from one another, each spotlighted on the darkened stage, bled the tormented lines of an author tragically embattled with herself.

Interacting via the play’s hyper intertextual structure, four entities are representing one unknown whole. There is the abuser, the maternal figure, the addict and the timid child. All are struggling to find understanding, acceptance, love, and forgiveneness for a multitude of past current and contemplated behaviors. At the same time, the intended prevailing sense of pain and anguish permeated the experience. Completely open to interpretation, this psycho dramatic work leaves the audience many options to determine their own conclusions.

Seemingly able to capture the essence of the author’s inner strife, confusion and delusion, director Faraone was still capable of managing the flow of the play’s energy. Without careful attention to the dialog’s kinetically charged nature, it would have been difficult to keep the sometimes-intermingling incoherent rants within the audiences’ grasp. In our humble estimation, this was a job well done. With a running time of roughly 45 minutes, you will be both pleased with the performance and relived from its intensity.

The Cast: Adam Ludwig, Stephanie Janssen Rishabh Kashyap and Stephanie Strohm

Somewhere in the Pacific:

Neal Bell’s Somewhere in the Pacific, directed by Jim Petosa is the second feature of this splendid double-header. A Torridly tense tale of battle torn worn and lovelorn sailors, finding camaraderie, companionship, affection and intimacy during the darker days of WW2. Feeling left afloat without competent and clearheaded leadership, a sense of hopelessness and fear takes over the ships lowly swabbies as they grapple with the thought of an inevitable beach landing they shan’t survive.

With a subplot of a grieving commanding officer hell bent on finding the son of a bitch that is tormenting him over the death of his son by suicide, the audience is whisked through dangerous Japanese sub infested waters, on the crews journey to self-awareness and self loathing. While drifting to a certain death, the over powering need for sexual release has some crewmembers penetrating depths of desire that would probably never would have been breached in peacetime.

Seriously lacking a feminine form the crew is forced to garner physical connections from each other, causing a near collapse of order. It was a major credit to the author, how he admirably displayed the emotional turmoil that can drive nature’s needs while showing the flexibility of the human condition. This tale is as riveting and raw, as it is rare for mixed audiences. Great Job Potomac Theatre Project, as we recommend both of these works.

The Cast: Malcolm Madera, Alec Strum, Adam Ludwig James Smith MacLeod, John Stokvis, Michael Wrynn Doyle

The Details:
Atlantic Stage Theatre 2
330 West 16th Street
New York, NY 10011

The Shows:
Jul 1, 2, 6 ,8, 12, 15, 16, 18, 20, 24, 25, 26 at 7:30pm; Jul 5, 13 at 2pm

The Number
212.279.4200
The Production Company
The Potomac Theatre Project
Photos By Stan Barouh

RetroVision Theater Presents The Fast And The Furious

Fast and The Furious staring John Ireland and Dorothy Malone. This is the original Fast and Furious classic, directed by Roger Corman in 1956. In this one, a guy is wrongly convicted of murder and is forced to escape to clear his name. While on the run he hooks up with hottie Malone and head off for a wild ride on the wild side. Click here to download The Movie Store


RetroVision Theater Presents Vampires Night Orgy

A group of workers is traveling by bus to the town of Bojoni to work for an aristocratic family. The driver has a fulminating heart attack, and the group decides to drive to the near village of Tolnio instead, to spend the night and follow to Bojoni on the next morning. They find nobody in the apparently ghost city, but in the next morning, they meet the hospitable dwellers. Their bus has a problem in the engine, and they have to stay in Tolnio. Sooner they find that they are trapped in a vampire village.

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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

RetroVision Theater Presents Tales of Frankenstein

This is another television production of our old pal Frankensteins monster. Dr. Frankenstein had just put the finishing touches on his creature, but the monster just wont cooperate by acting monstrous. He needs to try something different to make it work, perhaps some new hand me down parts. Click here to download The Movie Store


RetroVision Theater Presents Tales of Tomorrow

This is a live TV production of Frankenstein from the anthology series Tales of Tomorrow. Apparently Lon Chaney Jr. (playing the monster) didnt know that it wasn't a rehearsal, so instead of smashing the props as planned, he just put them down. This is great golden age television. Click here to download The Movie Store


Tuesday, July 08, 2008

RetroVision Media Covers The New Improved Ballsy Nouri al-Maliki


Nouri al Maliki has recently grew a set of cahonas the size of basketballs stating loudly and consistently that the United States should start considering a timeline to withdraw it’s military presence from Iraq. Feeling his oats, the Iraqi Prime Minister boasted that he has crushed terrorism in the country and the Iraqi government can do just fine without the U.S. military hanging around.

Not willing to give much ground on the so called Status of Forces Agreement (SOFA), they indicated their objections to major issues they have with the Bush administration’s efforts to ramrod through the binding contract. The hot issues the Iraqis are pissed over are the immunity of US troops and the use of the country’s air space.

The first issue is one that could leave US troops vulnerable to prosecution in Iraqi courts for a variety charges. We won’t even try to delve into that can of worms right now, as that story could get really ugly really fast. Secondly, the Iraqis are saying, when the US does leave, we must leave for good, and not maintain any control of their air space. This of course goes the to heart of our desire to use that region as a staging area for future conflicts.

Maintaining military bases and air rights would give the US a strong foothold in the region as well as unfettered access to Iraqi oil reserves. We can protect the oil fields while setting up western oil company deals that would guarantee huge profits for Shell and others. Unfortunately, Maliki and his crew has thought of everything and decided to be proactive by saying no deal on air space control, that will be determined by the Iraqi Government. Maliki’s oil minister also said that leading Western oil companies would not be allowed to set conditions for future oil deals over Iraq’s main natural resource. It is unbelievable, that in one shrewed move, Maliki has removed the United States' cover for remaining on their turf. If we don't leave at their request, as they are saying that they can now stand up for themselves, then we will look like the occupiers that we are.

This in a way is a gift to the incoming Obama administration and the loser John McCain as each can claim victory. Obama can honor his commitment to end the war and bring the troops home, while McCain can hang on the claim that his troop surge worked, giving the Iraqis the time to get on their feet.

The only big loser in this madness is the US military and their families since they were used/abused by an incompetent administration, along with the American taxpayers that had to foot the bill. After spending a trillion dollars plus on this elective war, missing the boat entirely in fighting the real war on terror, totally collapsing the American economy and dragging down the global economy with it, the US would be told to take a hike.

We simply find it ironic that when the Saudis forgive the four billion bucks the Iraqis owe them, as they plan to, we the American people will end up worse off for all that has transpired over the last seven years. We suppose the joke has always been on us. Oh, we are sure the spinners will come up with some crazy ass face saving notions to feed the masses, but when all is said and done, if this sh*t wasn’t so funny it would make you cry.

RetroVision Media Presents Its a Joke Son

Kenny Delmar stars as Senator Beauregard Claghorn, a blustery, one-man-Chamber-of-Commerce for all things Southern, who had no tolerence for anything north of the Mason-Dixon line, although he made allowances for South Philly. The character inspired the creation of one of the most popular of the Warners' cartoon characters, Foghorn Leghorn, who re-worked most of the originals material and style. The title of this movie is a stock line- "it's a joke, son"---he would feed a befuddled Fred Allen each week. In the film, Claghorn gets into some financial difficulties and is forced by a machine-political gang to enter a race for state senator against his wife (Una Merkel). Let the fun begin. Click here to download The Movie Store


RetroVision Media Presents Isle of Destiny

Society glamour/fly girl decides to change her around-the-world flight plan to include a stop on the Pacific isle of Palo Pango where her brother is stationed with a detachment of U.S. Marines. A Local smuggler tricks her into a trap using her plane for his gun-smuggling racket and she ends up wrecked on another island. If that isnt enough excitement, the jealous native wife of the smuggler, with a love for poison darts, wants to use her blowgun, on our high flying island hopper. Click here to download The Movie Store


Monday, July 07, 2008

RetroVision Media Covers The Critical Need For a Productive G8 Summit

Amid rising food and fuel cost globally, in addition to worldwide trade issues and faltering economies, the world’s richest industrialized countries are meeting in Japan for their annual G8 summit. Leaders from member nations- Briton, Canada, France, Germany, Japan, Russia and the United States will also be joined by 15 other countries along with 8 African states. Why the billion plus population of China is treated like a step child country by exclusion is a mystery to us, but that is a story for another post.

The three-day talks are being held in the very secure and remote lakeside town of Toyako. Japan reportedly deployed 20,000 cops and other security personnel to quell any disruption from protesters. These meetings over the years have been plagued by violent outburst from various groups trying to bring attention to issues facing the world’s population that they say are being ignored by the globe’s big-shots.

Considering this year’s agenda is focused heavily on the issues of global food and energy shortages, it dredges up mental images of old sci-fi movies with world leaders seated around huge conference tables trying to avert a global catastrophe from space creatures or a mega meteor. With people taking to the streets to violently protest against the leadership that has largely been responsible for the impending doom, the tightly secured and sequestered group of politicians and the egghead scientist they have chumped off over the decades try desperately to save the planet.

Maybe, we are witnessing a real life account of the beginning of some really bad sh*t coming our way via our own making. With global warming being cited and blamed for the recent cataclysmic weather changes throughout the world, causing droughts, hurricanes, tornadoes, massive flooding, tsunamis and monsoons, it is very likely, we are going to be faced with some serious choices of behavior modification. None of said choices are going to be painless due to the level of the threat.

We wonder if the world’s leaders are capable of making the necessary decisions and taking the appropriate actions to mobilizing their respective populations to prepare for a new way of life. Greed, the corporate culture and the business community have hampered these very leaders over the years by bribes, political contributions, slick lobbying tactics and a general lack of concern for anything other than profit.

The flunkies of the mainstream media, the last line of defense between the world population’s ignorance and the corporate culture’s grab for any and everything that will increase their bottom lines, no matter what the cost, have failed miserably to do the right thing. Daily, big business funded conservative commentators appears on broadcast and cable news outlets laughing at the inconvenient truths and downplaying the continuos reports of planet wide shifts in weather patterns that are having a negative impact on food supplies and energy needs.

Food and energy are the core and critical needs for the world to survive, as we know it. For the G8 to meet and fail to do more than shake hands, cheese for the cameras, while giving the corporate pigs their usual pass will simply bring the world another giant step closer to the brink of disaster. With President Bush representing our country at the meeting, we can rest assured no responsible meaningful forwarding thinking decisions will be made this year considering the corporate puppet masters pulling his strings. Hell, after Bush’s antics, groping of Germany’s Prime Minister Merkel last year, the most one could hope for, is for him to just behave as an adult.

RetroVision Media Presents Evil Brain from Outer Space

A monstrous evil brain from outer space leads his minions on a crusade to conquer the universe, and unleashes hideous monsters on Earth that spread deadly diseases. Superhero Starman must rescue Earth from the menace of the evil brain while battling armies of monsters the brain sends against him.

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RetroVision Media Presents Corsair

Chester Morris, college football hero, gets a job on Wall Street for Thelma Todd's father. Fed up with the cons and piracy of Wall Street, he goes into business for himself, highjacking rumrunners' ships bound to Prohibition America. Some things never change, but hey sounds like homeboy has a plan Click here to download The Movie Store


Saturday, July 05, 2008

Big Earl VS Richard Chang

Just For Laughs!

Thursday, July 03, 2008

RetroVision Theater Presents Jungle Man

AKA Drums of Africa, is about an expedition setting out for deepest darkest Africa to find the fabled City of the Dead. Along the way, the group meets Buster Crabbe, as Dr. Robert Hammond, the kick ass, shirtless, jungle fighter. Click here to download then check out our Movie Store


RetroVision Theater Presents White Pongo

A white gorilla-like creature is hiding in the woods, only to be pursued by scientists hoping to discover if this creature is the missing link between mankind and the great apes. Many have said this is the worst jungle movie ever made. Since we dont lie cheat or steal here at RetroVision Media, we have to agree. But even in a lousy flick, you can find some laughs if watch with your favorite mind altering beverages Click here to download the movie The Movie Store for more cool stuff


RetroVision Theater Movies Today Jungle Man & White Pongo

No, we did not for get the movie programming for today, but we did have trouble getting them to you here at the Blog Spot. Click the image above and you'll find today's feature films and much more.
Enjoy the holiday and we'll C-Ya Monday

RetroVision Media Covers Democrats Bending Over For Bush Behind Closed Doors

Lost in the mainstream media mush this week was Seymour Hersh’s explosive reporting that the Democrats bent over for the president on 400 million plus for covert funding the President requested for use in destabilizing Iran. At the very time the National Intelligence Agency was telling the President, Congress and the world that they found no concrete evidence that the Iranians were pursuing nukes, the president and his cronies were going ahead with plans to hookup with Iranian dissidents.

Hoping to keep sh*t shaky and on the edge for Ahmadinejad and friends, the president requested and got approval from the top echelons of congress via a Presidential Finding. Under federal law, a Presidential Finding is highly classified and must be issued when a covert intelligence operation is being initiated. All the big wigs must be advised of what is going on and approve.

According to Hersh, the finding was focussed on undermining Iran’s nuke program, regime change and sucking up to opposition groups within the country with cash and other incentives. What we find troubling here is the fact that Democrats like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid were mouthing off about the foolhardiness of pressing Iran militarily, covert or otherwise as diplomacy was the buzz word of the time.

Senator Reid and Speaker of the House Pelosi both gave passionate speeches outlining the dangers of dragging the country into another military conflict without overwhelming proof that the target of our defense was the true threat we had deemed them to be. Could it be that they were simply talking out of both sides of their mouths? Could it be that the Democrats are all talk and no real guts?

There has been serious disappointment expressed by the hard left over Pelosi’s lack of toughness and leadership since she got the big dog gig in the house, as she has failed to go strong after the Republicans for all the obvious excesses and abuse of power. From this latest disturbing story, it looks as though the lefties have a strong argument. With this revelation, it’s easy to see why Dennis Kucinich never got to first base with his articles impeachment for President George W. Bush.

One would think, with the price of oil, the collapsing economy and the broken military, we would be weighing all options equally when dealing with potential foes. If the oil shipments coming out of the Strait of Hurmuz are even slightly threatened because of the Israelis and or the U.S., the price of crude will crush what is left of the American economy.

That being said, we don’t advocate rolling over, we just want verifiable proof before doing something really stupid in the name of security for Israel. After all, we have heard all this bull before. Click here for the podcast

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

RetroVision Media Reviews & Recommends A Devil Inside

Pulitzer Prize winning playwright David Lindsay-Abaire took the right path towards a twilight zone with his new work called A Devil Inside. Totally departing from sanity to tell his tale of a young man coming of age with the burden of avenging the mutilation and murder of his 400lb father in “tongue tearing through cheek” style is simply a work of art.

Director Justin Ness masterfully brought a lively level of lunacy to Lindsay-Abaire’s play via his ambitious and successful efforts with a multi media backdrop. Enabling the audience to travel far and wide within the confines of a black box theater, we are taken from a lower east side neighborhood Laundromat, to a university lecture hall, to a local sleazy bar, to the Poconos and back.

How Lindsay-Abaire came up with this insane plot-line of a fat man on a hike to loose a pound per mile while pounding the mountainsides of Pennsylvania, only to be hacked to death and having his feet chopped off and still make it funny is a mystery to us. And without doubt, it is a mystery well worth the effort to watch the author unravel.


With a crazed crop of characters coaxing along an unsuspecting audience, we are apparently introduced to the depths of the author’s imagination. Through the retina of Brad Bradford (Jake Paque) we see the devil literally scratching his way to the surface of his weak mental state. Through the fragile homicidal natures of Professor Carl Raymonds (Andrew Harriss) and his stalker student/partner in crime, Lily Lilerton (Lauren Bahlman) we are taken on a wild ride to kill and maim. Through the nutty superstitions of a lost soul we are driven from the edge of common sense. And finally, through the vacant and lonely lives of a deranged mother hungering for revenge (Kristin Skye Hoffmann) and her looser son (Sage Seals) we see a tragic set of circumstances end with a laugh. This is a mystery that keeps the audience disbelievingly riveted through continuous implausible situations that drive the story to its hilariously improbable conclusion.

With an outstanding effort from a talented cast, Mr. Lindsay-Abaire can rest assured that his play was delivered with as much enthusiasm as it was received.

Here is what you need to know:

The Place
Richmond Shepard Theatre
309 East 26th Street
New York, NY 10010

Opened
June 26, 2008
Closing
July 13, 2008
The Shows
Thu - Sat at 8pm; Sun at 2pm
The Price
$18
The Number
212-352-3101
The Cast
Kristin Skye Hoffmann, Liz White, Sage Seals, Andrew Harriss, Lauren Bahlman, Jake Paque
The Author
David Lindsay-Abaire
The Director
Justin Ness
The Producing Company
Wide Eyed Productions

RetroVision Theater Presents Dreaming Out Loud

Lum and Abner's General Store is hot spot where all the dullards of the town hangout. The local lovely is in love with the local doctor's son Kenneth, whom she wants to hookup with, but her aunt, who is pissed off with his father does everything to prevent it from going down. Lover-boy is working as a doctor in the next town, but does not make enough money to kick it a wife and their younger brother, so both have to chill for awhile. When the town's boozers daughter is killed by a hit and run driver, they convince the sheriff to make the father a deputy, to give his ego a boost. We dont know where the comedy comes in but thats how this flick is marketed. Click here to down movie. The Movie Store


RetroVision Theater Presents Boy What A Girl

Two musical producers are trying to scrape enough money together to finance their show. When one of their backers doesn't show. They convince transvestite Tim Moore to impersonate the second female backer. Click here to download the movie Click here for The Movie Store


Tuesday, July 01, 2008

RetroVision Media Covers Gen. Wesley Clark; A Pragmatic Non Hero Worshiper


While the Cool Guy generally has the final say on what the hot issue of the day will be for the Issues Under Fire podcast, he was outvoted for today’s topic. So, tomorrow we will deal with Seymour M. Hersh’s latest revelations of U.S efforts to disrupt Iran’s highly suspect nuclear program’s progress.

Today’s Issue: General Wesley Clark is taking fire for remarks he made questioning John McCain’s qualifications to be president based upon his war hero status. This sh*t hit the fan Sunday when General Clark, former Democratic candidate made an appearance on Face the Nation with Bob Schieffer. Simply put, General Clark went where no one in this country was supposed to go. He dared to question whether John McCain’s military experience in and of it’s self, was sufficient to qualify him to be president.

In our opinion, in no way did General Clark disparage John McCain’s military record, his sacrifices and reputation or impugn his character. He just asked how could one equate McCain’s war experiences with what it takes to run a nation. With little else placed before the American people that they could use to evaluate John McCain’s ability to lead this country in a time of wars, economic collapse, and non-stop natural disasters, all the hype over John McCain has been about his service and the record related thereto.

Without meaning to tarnish McCain in anyway, we would like to point out that he never rose to the rank of four star general, whereby he had great levels of responsibilities, huge numbers of people under his command, and charged with the management of limitless budgets and other resources.

John McCain is a hero, we will grant him that, but there are heroes all over America. We got heroic cops and firefighters here in New York; we got heroes performing the dirty work in Iraq and Afghanistan everyday. Hell, one of the best stories we have every had to cover was the Irish Catholic priest who stayed at ground zero knowing he would die in order to give the already dying their last rites. These are people that gave and give of themselves willingly with little to no regard to themselves. There was heroism on United Airlines flight 93 when the passengers mounted a fight against the onboard terrorist that eventually crashed their plane in a Pennsylvania field killing all. We even had a story of a perfect stranger here in New York seeing a man fall off a subway platform onto the tracks with a train barreling down at full speed. Without skipping a beat, the hero threw his body atop the man, holding them both still enough so neither would be killed. Those are heroes! Maybe there are levels of heroes.

Hence, we on many occasions have wondered the same thing.
We too respect and revere McCain for his contributions to America. We too acknowledge his is a tough guy with a great deal of heart. We too would have probable been one of the first to get ourselves out of harms way when stronger characters like McCain elected to let others to take his place. But does that make a president?

Clark wanted to know where his management experience comes from, his depth of knowledge on the economy, ecology, energy, healthcare, social security, etc.

We too would like to know how many big, medium and small sized businesses he has run. How many state budgets has he balanced? How many payrolls he has had to meet? But before we go too far, we must acknowledge Barack Obama’s shortcomings in these areas as well. The difference with Barack Obama is, he is not running as the experienced candidate. After all, look at where all that so called experience has gotten this country. Barack Obama is running against the concept of experience and running instead for a change from the current crop of experience.


So, for the love of logic, we can not fathom why General Clark’s comments is being used by the media and the Republicans as this week’s sideshow, save for two reasons; this type of dribble is easy and cheap to produce and secondly but most importantly, it sells air time. The usual stooges in cable and broadcast news can do the coffee clutch roundtable chit chat over what they think will keep the dummies on the opposite side of the viewing screen glued to their seats while they run ads for Viagra and denture grip. This crap too shall pass, as when we pick our presidents, we need make sure we fully understand how to evaluate and measure them. Click here to download the podcast

RetroVision Theater Presents Broadway Limited

As a ploy to gain publicity, a motion picture director wants his star actress to take a baby with her on a train trip. The director's secretary asks the train's engineer, an old boyfriend, for help. As the engineer ponders what to do, a stranger in the train station tells him that he has a baby that could be used. On board the train, the actress meets a young doctor whom she knew in school, and whom she is still in love with. The presence of the baby causes a series of misunderstandings between them, but the real problems begin when the engineer begins to suspect that the baby may have been kidnapped. This description is from the IMDb. The Movie Store Click here to download the movie


RetroVision Theater Presents The Gorilla

The three Ritz Brothers are bumbling detectives hanging out in a dark dank haunted house owned by Bela Lugosi, an insane murderer and a giant gorilla. When a killer named The Gorilla threatens a rich guy, he hires the Ritz Brothers to investigate. A real escaped gorilla shows up at the joint just as the goofy investigators show up. This is a serious comedy here. Click here to download the movie Click here for our Movie Store