Before Botox there was only snake oils salesmen and mad scientist to provide a youthful appearance to aging women. When the owner of a cosmetic firm realizes her products cant save her own youth from the ravages of time, she turns to an unproven wasp enzyme to save face. The results are less than desirable to say the least. Click here to download movie. Click here for the Movie Store
Class warfare in Sherwood Forrest is a theme that may be revisited in the modern era as us markets take down banks and corporations in Europe. Click here to download episode. Click here to visit the Movie Store
Sarah Palin, the Republican automaton doll wirelessly operated by clever marketing strategist was able to walk across the stage, ask permission to call Senator Joe Biden by his first name and not leak any precious android fluids in the process. Gov. Palin hereinafter referred to as the Sarah doll was truly a technological breakthrough as it was a significant improvement over the -2.0 edition prototype the Republican Party rolled out for interviews by network broadcast journalist.
We are sure CBS & ABC News’ Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric must be kicking themselves for not breaking the real story. They thought Gov. Sarah Palin was simply a stupid or poorly educated, unsophisticated, intellectual lightweight not ready for the world stage. Couric and Gibson, so called hotshot journalistic inquisitors for the public good, were totally scammed by a pile of micro chips, silicon and lipstick.
Now we don’t want to go overboard with the high praise of the evening’s technological accomplishments because there were moments when the pretty robot had to reboot during the debate under stressful questioning. On to many occasions, the Sarah doll’s default program had to be accessed thereby causing it to appear to be incapable of staying focused and on topic. But again, in defense of its programmers, they had very little time to prep this gorgeous humanoid and in order to keep the overall doll’s size svelte and attractive they had to sacrifice information capacity.
While Senator Joe Biden came prepared to debate issues important to Americans like foreign policy, the global financial crisis, unaffordable and unattainable health care, energy innovation, taxes and the need to invest in education, he must have been dismayed that his presentation was made to look boring when compared to the Republican’s walking talking Sarah doll. Think of it, this mannequin could look right into the camera lens and connect with real people. This doll could actually feel warn and fuzzy. Some people actually felt as though the Sarah doll was talking directly to them. The Sarah doll’s programmers gave it terms like hockey moms, Joe six-pack and NASCAR dads to use when it got in trouble. Joe should have realized he was going to look lackluster next to a android that could find a way to weave the word maverick into every sentence and still keep the viewer from suspecting something was amiss.
Unless the preprogrammed Sarah doll’s software was really developed in China or Japan Americans can rejoice as our country can lay claim to innovative supremacy again. We too must admit our amazement, watching this near glitch-free, almost lifelike technical marvel managing to regurgitate data, undoubtedly hastily uploaded to a miniscule sized hard drive, not meant to operate more than 90 minutes.
In theory, Barack Obama, the younger smarter intellectually tested and vetted Harvard Grad seemingly would be the odds on favorite to win in November against the aged out, short tempered, computer illiterate, John McCain. But this new wonder toy that was capable of impressing the Republican base may have changed the dynamic of the race going forward. That is why we are here to remind the American voter not to be swayed by tricks and gimmicks.
After all, when all is said and done, and the election is over with the Republicans prevailing, the Sarah doll will probably be replaced with a cheap Chinese knockoff, ceasing to function properly. Just ask yourself this question; Why else would the Republicans want to keep the Sarah doll under tight control and away from public scrutiny until November 5th ? Think smart America and voter smarter!
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Last night the Senate passed it’s pork filled bailout bill, now being belatedly re-marketed as a rescue plan 74-25 with John McCain, Barack Obama and Joe Biden all present and all voting for it. With goodies like:
* Manufacturers of kids' wooden arrows - $6 million.
* Puerto Rican and Virgin Is- lands rum producers - $192 million.
* Wool research.
* Auto-racing tracks - $128 million.
* Corporations operating in American Samoa - $33 million.
* Small- to medium-budget film and television productions - $10 million
We find all of the above, among many others we’ll discuss very troubling. With John McCain holding himself out to be a maverick, willing to travel the rough road to maintain his integrity, his convictions and his hard nosed stance against pork barrel politics, we find his vote to be another major contradiction of the image his handlers and marketers have fashioned for him.
When looking at the numbers, there seems to have been enough votes in favor of the bailout bill passing without McCain’s complicity. If this bailout absolutely have to pass to stave off the complete collapsed of the nation’s economy, then why was it necessary for McCain to cave in to business as usual congressional backroom dealing?
In our opinion, this would have been a golden opportunity for the McCain mettle to shine, showing he had the juice to force a congressional coup demanding the Republicans sign on to a fat-free rescue plan for the good of the country. We think it is clear now that, John McCain has no juice left
McCain had a chance to put Barack Obama Joe Biden, the Democrats and sticky fingered Republicans in a box, while giving his inexperienced running mate Gov. Sarah Palin ammunition and cover in her debate tonight against Joe Biden. From a strictly political strategic stand point, this was another error that has only caused further erosion of the so called McCain brand. Rather than meekly following the herd, John McCain could have given an impassioned speech on the Senate floor as did Barack Obama indicating the urgency of the bills passing with the threat of his non support should pork find its way into the fine print. This action would have given his campaign the fire power they needed going forward. This would have been an populace stance that angry taxpayers and voters would been attracted to. But when all is said and done, John McCain (F’d) up.
Whether you agree with Barack Obama or not, the one thing most would agree on is the fact that he has been cool, calm and consistent. There has been no wild changes in direction, no crazy ass misstatements (US economic fundamentals are strong) that have to be spun within hours of their utterance and no political stunts (canceling his campaign to take control of the bailout negotiations) or (picking a running mate with the intellect of a burger flipper) that fail to payoff.
What is going on in Washington is why the nation and the world is pissed off. The mainstream media is says our so called leadership has lost the country’s confidence, they say the White House and Congress has lost credibility. But we say it is deeper and far more dangerous than just confidence and credibility, it is a complete loss of respect of the process and the system.
Many in this country have reached the point now that no matter how and who explains the current credit crisis and calamitous condition of our markets, they are willing to let the country collapse in to chaos. We can fathom on other reason why a majority of taxpayers and voters are still urging their representative to vote no on any bailout/rescue package.
Despite being told at some point in the near future ones credit cards might not work, one might not be able to get a car loan, one might not be able to get a mortgage or finance their kids education or retire with a modicum of respect, the vast majority of country is still in favor of letting the financial conditions continue to decay. On the face of things one could be lulled into believing its just a serious lack of trust issue, but we thinks the mood is worse as many of those people are facing all of the above mentioned problems now. With foreclosures, auto repossessions, record job losses, food prices, energy cost, and poor access to affordable health care, all leading to an unacceptable credit rating, this people are in a miserable circumstance and they don’t mind a lot of company.
We think Americans want revenge. We think any thing short of handcuffed Perp walks/parades and some quick show trials of the true culprits will do nothing but keep the masses pissed and looking for their pound of flesh.
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A series of strange deaths takes place in London. All are accidents but the victims are single men with no family and they all have a link to a life insurance company run by the mysterious Dr. Orloff. This description was obtained from the IMDb. Click here to download movie Click here to visit the Movie Store
As writer Harry Street (Gregory Peck) lays gravely wounded from an African hunting accident he feverishly reflects on what he perceives as his failures at love and writing. Through his delirium he recalls his one true love Cynthia Green (Ava Gardner) who he lost by his obsession for roaming the world in search of stories for his novels. This description obtained from the IMBd. Click here to download movie Click here for our Movie Store
Sterling Hayden stars is the classic western tale of a town law man willing to let his own son swing at the end of a rope in order to preserve true justice. The only problem in this story is the son is innocent Click here to download Click here for the Movie Store
The Bush administration and the United States Congress have exposed themselves as a ship of fools. During the most trying times in American history, when the nation is relying on our so called leadership to come together for the good of the country, to right our financial ship by plotting of course toward safer waters, things instead fell into the usual divisive finger pointing, grandstanding one-upmanship bickering that lead to more inaction, costing America $1.2 trillion in investments.
The 777.68 point drop in the market, the largest one day loss in the history of the exchange, should have been predicted weeks ago when the president failed to take ownership of the impending market perils. The president simply failed to adequately explain to the nation in a timely fashion exactly what was occurring and the disastrous future the country would face if quick, responsible, well thought out measures were not adopted.
The administration and congressional leaders (Nancy Pelosi/John Boehner and Harry Reid/Mitch McConnell) along with both presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain should have invited a panel of leading and well respected non-political, non partisan economist to assist them in understanding the crisis and developing a strategy to overcome the financial blight we are confronting.
This should have been done via cable, satellite, broadcast television/Internet, fully accessible to anybody remotely interested in the details. They could have and should have agreed to leave the blame for who ever was responsible for the problem off the table until the country was reasonably convinced the actions being proposed had at least a snowball’s chance in hell of working.
The media could have played a valuable role by checking the details of the plan as the process played it’s self out and be ready to sound the alarm should said plan appear to be flawed. The media could have also used their investigative assets to keep digging for the true culprits for later exposure when things begin to normalize. With this degree of transparency and reliance on real thinkers solving the real problems, we would not have had the embarrassing spectacle we saw yesterday. Additionally and more importantly, the world would seen that Americans are capable of doing what ever it takes to face and solve any problem before us, no matter how dire. It would have been quite remarkable; it would have been cool!
With Nancy(the P word) Pelosi delivering a scathing castigating pre-vote speech, outlining her opinion of the White House’s role in the nation’s financial collapse while she had not locked down enough Republican support was one of the most asinine stunts we have witnessed in many moons of covering congress. Conversely, to witness John (limp boner) Boehner stand before the American people and the world, using Pelosi’s idiotic speech as a reason for voting against the bailout bill was nothing but an insult to the nation’s collective intelligence.
As the events unraveled throughout the day, we envisioned the analogy of the American taxpayer and global investors alike being stranded on a small island, sinking fast into a sea of red ink. If a rescue ship does not arrive soon, were all going to drown or be eaten alive by loan sharking creditors and their evil bill collecting partners. Suddenly, someone sees a sail on the horizon as the sun begins to set, signaling a glimmer of hope. But as we look closer, we see that the vessel we’ve placed our faith in is just a rudderless ship of congressional fools with Captain George (the moron) Bush at the helm.
Why the president and these congressional halfwits tried to pretend they had the intellect to understand what those with mightier gray matter at their disposal than they will ever possess was having trouble comprehending, is beyond our imagination. To a person, our president, congressional leaders along with their flunky rank and file looked lost and foolish in front of the world. Whether you were for the bailout or against it is beside the point, whether the bill passed or not is also beside the point, the main point now is how stupid we look
The people we have entrusted with our futures have been off a proper course for decades now and it is time the country just torpedoed these dumb bastards in November once and for all. If we have to elect a new face, with limited Washington experience but a lot of smarts and a fresh approach then that is what has to be done, for it is doubtful any thing is going to change without making an effort to change. Vote smart America. Click here to download podcast.
One Step Beyond: Aboard a United States ship in Japanese waters during World War II, Captain Fielding is critically injured. A hospital corpsman must perform surgery with only the radio voice of a doctor on another ship to guide him. Click here to download Click here for the Movie Store
One Step Beyond: A seemingly normal family is hiding a terrible secret: their son has the features of a deformed, fish-like monster. A somewhat mysterious hypnotist with strange powers claims that he can help them, and in their desperation they enlist his aid. Click here to download Click here for the Movie Store
A scumbag gigolo hooks up with a dying rich dame for her dough, only to realize not only she not dying fast enough but she is actually getting better. In order to speed things up so he can steal another mans wife, he concocts a plan to kill her outright. Click here to download Click here to visit the Movie Store
Boris Karloff stars in this 1940 WWI spy thriller about a hot master spy sent from Germany to London to assist another mole in England transmit secret war plans back to the motherland. Karloff fans will love this movie. Click here to download movie Click here to visit our Movie Store
We vehemently deny that Better Butterfield is really old family videos of Gov. Sarah Palin before her ultra makeover. We are running this latest video that has surfaced on the Internet among others to help debunk the lies. We must admit however they are scary similarities. But as Fox News says; We Report, You Decide Click here to download.
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We got a great one for the movie-cast; the city's District Attorney is murdered, and a newspaper reporter investigates. He starts finding out that everything wasn't quite as cut and dried as it appeared to be; but what ever is we ask? Click here to download Click here for the Movie Store
A newly wedded couple tries to get the scoop on fifth columnist. This is a great flick for those that love fast moving dialog, the press of old and vintage good guy versus bad guy match ups where the guys predictable wins in the end. Click here to download Click here to visit our Movie Store
